did you know that bashing my music taste increases your chances of changing my opinion by 0%
ordering pizza online is the best technological advancement since the internet itself
hello 911? somebody reblogged my post on tumblr.com and said “i cant breathe”. i think i killed someone. i would like to turn myself in
marvel’s got movies planned out for the next fourteen years god damn i don’t even know what i’m going to be doing in an hour…
my mom was watching supernatural with me and we were wondering why we just couldnt find sam as attractive as dean. we realized however it was beacause my cousin matt happens to look just like jared padalecki
#Literally thought this was a picture of Jared..
BEST USE OF A GIF EVER
I’ve got a joke: What walks on 8 legs until it’s one year old, 4 legs until its twenty years old, and then 2 legs for the remainder of it’s life?
WHY WOULD YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT PLEASE IF THIS IS A JOKE IT’S NOT FUNNY
YOU FUCKING BASTARD WHY
how do fourteen year olds get pregnant, I can’t even get a high five from a guy